Riker Sean Armstrong's Funny Quotes

Story Number 1:

"Momma, that's a stop sign." - Riker
"I know." - Me
"You didn't stop." - Riker
"Yes, I did." - Me (I didn't, it was more like a rolling stop)
"No you didn't. This is my business. This is my life."


Story Number 2:

"Daddy that's a stop sign." - Riker
"Yes. It is." - Sean
"Mommy doesn't stop at stop signs. She goes vroooom." - Riker


Story Number 3:

"There will be a coaches meeting on September 10th. I don't know what time yet though." - Me
"Okay. Just let me know as soon as you know the time." - Sean
"Why does daddy need a Coach? Coaches are for girls." - Riker

Things you shouldn't say to a Pregnant Woman & What You Should Say Back

Saw this on msn.com. :)

1. Are you sure you should be having another baby?
- Are you sure you should be asking such a rude question?

2. Did this happen before or after the wedding?
- Who knows? We have always had a great sex life!

3. Are you having triplets? You look HUGE!
- How many months along are you?

4. You'll never sleep again!!!
- I am looking forward to many sleepless nights with my new baby!

5. Are you sure this is what you want?
- Yes. Thanks for asking though!

6. Is it the same dad as the first?
- Maybe not. I've never thought about that.

7. I bet you are glad you had her prematurely so that you wouldn't get so big.
- Actually, I care more about my baby's health than gaining weight.

8. Aren't you too old to have another baby?
- Guess not.

9. I hope it comes out normal.
- Well, no matter what, I'll be sure to teach him the manners you lack.

10. Do you know who the father is?
- Your husband.
(This one is my favorite!)

There were 5 more on MSN but I didn't like those.